Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi! 

Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte,Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte…. 

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge…. 

AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN. 

Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana Chahiye,
Yaad Karne Ke Liye Meethi Yaad Aani Chahiye,
Aap Hamein Roz Call Karo Ya Na Karo,
Par Pyara Sa SMS Roz Ana Chahiye. 


D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear.

Yeh Exams K Rishtay Bhi Ajeeb Hotay Hain

Sab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hotay Hain

Rehtay Hain Jo Nighaon Say Door

Saalay Woh Hi Quetions Compulsory Hotay H 


Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein …. 


Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega, agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega… 


MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya, Mobile Dafna Dena,
Kafan Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena,
Koi Puche Rog Kya tha,
to Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena. 

Aey Mere SMS
Mere Dost ke Pass Jana…
Agar wo so Raha ho to
Shor Mat Machana,
Jab WO jage to Dhire Se’MuskaranA’
Fir Kehna “KANJUS” SMS Karo! 


Doctor"s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. 
Doctor"s fee? An sms when u r free. 

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give,
learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, 
learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!! 

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai 

Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai 

BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai………
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai…..
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI………. 

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,’ U r the most beautiFOOL, wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS……..!!!!!!! 

SMILE: 
S: Sets u free, 
M: Makes u special, 
I: Increases ur face value, 
L: Lifts up ur spirits, 
E: Erases all ur tensions, 
So, please keep smiling. 

Barsenge……..
Barsenge……..
Barsenge……..
Barsenge……..
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge. 

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don"t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don"t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won"t hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don"t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER 

Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.
Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber
got accident in november.Urs december 

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