Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ?

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. 


Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't.


Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. 



When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.


Everyone needs to be loved... 
especially when they do not deserve it.